I must cookie him before he cookies me

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This is my ad. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My ad is my best friend. It is my life. This is my ad
I must master it as I must master my life.

My ad, without me, is useless.

Without my ad, I am useless.

I must fire my ad true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to email me.

I must cookie him before he cookies me.

I will…

My ad and myself know that what counts in this war is not the impressions we fire, the noise of our clickthrus, nor the IO’s we make.

We know that it is the sales that count.

We will sell…

My ad is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its markets and its target.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of spam and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.

I will keep my ad clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

We will…

Before God, I swear this creed.

My ad and myself are the defenders of my wallet.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but profit!

Off i go!

Till the next post,
Be Focused…
Dan, the Un-Guru

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