I must cookie him before he cookies me
This is my ad. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My ad is my best friend. It is my life. 
I must master it as I must master my life.
My ad, without me, is useless.
Without my ad, I am useless.
I must fire my ad true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to email me.
I must cookie him before he cookies me.
I will…
My ad and myself know that what counts in this war is not the impressions we fire, the noise of our clickthrus, nor the IO’s we make. Read more












